Bespoke Christmas Party
£250,000.00
Party like it's 2020!
The classic Tory Christmas party experience comes with Boris Johnson's legendary Secret Banter, an arse-photocopying session with Matt Hancock, a free gram of rakkit and is finished off with a blacked-up Des Swayne leading a two am conga.
Upgrade to the Downing Street package where there is no need to tidy up after your mess, as all memories of last night's misdemeanours are erased as soon as your head hits the pillow.
