Sovereign Tea
£12.00
The perfect gift for that difficult to buy for Remainiac who is always asking you to name Brexit Dividends. Why choose reality when you can have Sovereigntea?!
Features include:
*Every drink becomes urine in a UK watercourse inside 24hrs
*Does not accept metric measurements, imperial only
*Perfect for spitting your drink back into every time a new culture war story breaks
HURRY, LIMITED AVAILABILITY!
Boris has already pledged to buy one for each of his children, so stocks cannot be guaranteed
SHIPS 15th DECEMBER
50% of profits go to the British Red Cross, the UKs largest provider of help and assistance to refugees and asylum seekers
