Sovereign Tee

The perfect gift for that difficult to buy for Remainiac who is always asking you to name Brexit Dividends. It's Sovereignty you can wear!

Features include:

*Free access to the Sunlit Uplands
*Makes you ten times less likely to be stop and searched by the police
*A small, family-owned business that did too much business with Europe goes under with every purchase
*Easier to identify people you can say "you can't say anything any more" to, in public spaces
*And if the recipient starts bleating about the planet, you can tell them that they are all printed on ethically made t-shirts using sustainable power

HURRY, LIMITED AVAILABILITY!
Boris has already pledged to buy one for each of his children, so stocks cannot be guaranteed

SHIPS 15th DECEMBER

50% of profits go to the British Red Cross, the UKs largest provider of help and assistance to refugees and asylum seekers