Vasectomy Voucher

Got a friend who can't keep it in their pants? Who has lost track of how may kids they have? Then save them the trouble of another eighteen years of unpaid child maintenance demands by giving the gift of vasectomy this Christmas!

Carried out by Ben Bradley's mobile sterilisation van (working free with the poor of Mansfield) this is the perfect gift for someone who is too busy wrecking a country to remember to wear a condom.

And at £1922, it's a snip!